dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: phantonhives)

killathegawd:


silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

killathegawd:

silentnefertiti:

My architecture professor did this and I almost walked the fuck out.

Nigga just drew a portal to chalk zone fam.

(Source: jeffrey-lebowski)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

tacopop:

theworldneedsmoregirls:

lesbian-goddesss:

leftwiththetide:

lavenderlilith:

When you’re talking to a girl and things start getting serious:

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Just laughed so hard.

If you don’t get this, ur straight

Hahahah

oOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

(Source: bunnyravio)

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

(Source: digitalblasphmy)