immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

(Source: immersings)

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

(Source: kuzco2000)

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"

Me: Someone told me to go to hell

Me: Couldn't find it at first

Me: But now I'm here

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

orcabetty:

chessieness:

skindeap:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Wish I could post a picture of my fuzzy babies right now

Like maybe once a week, I hate shavingg

More like once a month if that!