princeowl:

if this internet prohibition shit ends up happening yall can catch me in the woods makin wifi moonshine 

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

arcgurren:


awkwardnphotos:

No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking Christmas tree is gonna preach to us!

arcgurren:

awkwardnphotos:

No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking Christmas tree is gonna preach to us!

(Source: awkwardsilverthphotos)

fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

(Source: pancakereport)

nolabelsnolove:

Don’t flirt with me because I’m really charming and you’ll probably fall in love with me

shingekinoheichoo:

okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please

if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc)  to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.

(Source: vvoidprince)